Things that make my life worthwhile...

humanpig:

This is why I’m voting for him for mayor of NY. I couldn’t give less of a shit if he showed his D to some chicks on twitter. 

Context: This is what he said to Republicans who voted against giving healthcare benefits to 9/11 first responders. 

maureenmargaret:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

I really loved this sketch.

This so much. With graduation coming, this sums up my sentiments about everything going on right now so perfectly. The last episode of the office came at such an awful time. 

This so much. With graduation coming, this sums up my sentiments about everything going on right now so perfectly. The last episode of the office came at such an awful time. 

(Source: caylacaylaaacokacolalazurr)

"You only live once, think about that. You will only live this very moment once. This time, this day, this setting is progressing and will be continually moving forward. So remember this moment, take it all in. Time marches on, from the moment we are born we start dying, and chances are that in 200 years nobody will remember who you were nor the mistakes you made. Have fun, make mistakes, take chances, but bust most of all have no regrets."
Fredrick G. (via ifonly1wasinfinite)
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